He escapes!

Right when I am finally ready for my big revenge...the captor escapes. I heard something about going to Japan, whatever that is! I must reference my underground network(the unsightly moles) to see what the word is.

Mmmmm, bagels!

This one keeps dragging me around, she claims to be a freedom fighter. But part of me just doesn't quite believe her...there is something a little off.

Triple short espressocino

I must admit my weakness for caffeine, It is the soft spot in my armor of life. I can't seem to keep this from being underlined...oh for opposable thumbs!

So close, but so far away

The captor is an elusive prey, I follow yet I cannot get to him. This is maddening!

Little people

A small human found me laying unconscious in the forest....was this part of the plan of my captor? When will my questions be answered??? Why must I store nuts for the winter?

Foiled

I observed the captor at his place of worship, it did not seem right to attack him there. Something about being struck by lightning.